Thursday, 7 April 2016

Curriculum Vitae for LinkedIn - Pius Adesanmi.

I
- looted and wrecked two banks
- looted a state for 8 years as Governor
- moved to the Senate after my tenure as Governor
- continued to draw my full salary as state Governor for five years after leaving office.
-continued to draw my pension as a retired Governor while drawing my full salary as a retired Governor
-was receiving my full salary and allowances as a Senator while drawing my full salary as a Governor and drawing my pension as a retired Governor

-made my debut in the Panama papers yesterday alongside my wife
Yet, I
- remain the Senate President of my country
- have even just presided over the ratification of the 2016 Budget
If you will not greet me, I will greet myself for I have tried. The Agama lizard that jumped from the tall iroko tree says he will beat his own chest if his neighbours' bad belle will not allow them to praise him.
Some are born in countries where only one of the entries in my CV would condemn them to prison and permanent public oblivion. But here am I, still basking in the leadership of my country, still attending events as "His Excellency Distinguished Senator", revered by my supporters. I have only one head. It is not like I have two heads and those who come from countries where my CV is punished have one head.
And by telling my story and their story, I am not mocking them or gloating. I am just using the contrast in my fate and theirs to praise God, to show what God has done in my life by making me a Nigerian. Mi o fi yo won o. Mo kuku fi n gbe oruko Oluwa Olorun wa ga ni.
E ma f'ori w'ori. It is their head that made them citizens of yeye countries where crime is punished. It is my head that made me a citizen of Nigeria where crime is bliss. It is not for nothing that I threw away my British passport. It is of no value to me for my type of CV is punished severely in that country. If I had any use for my British passport, that foolish Omoyele Sowore would not have had access to it and splashed it on his nonsense Sahara Reporters.
For me and my family, it is Nigeria of laive! I love my country, I no go lie, na inside am I go comot for CCT and become President.
And you will watch me do it.
YOU!

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